I'm an old, short, forgetful, arthritic, Minnesota widow. I'm ready to dish some serious grandma-attitude at your next special event!
I'm 69 years old. I'm finding this is the perfect age to start doing stand-up...cuz when I bomb, I can forget it completely! However, I'll always remember to keep it clean for you.
In my day job, and under my real name, I'm founder and president of a health-related nonprofit agency. So you could think of me as reliable...reliably funny, that is!
I give a 100% money-back guarantee a Positive Audience Response (PAR) score of 30 or above (headliner level) for any 5 minute or longer set delivered to your group of 15 or more seated, attentive adults who are not severely mentally or chemically impaired.
Do you have a special theme you'd like incorporated into my set? It might be possible. You never know. Just ask!
If you have an immediate booking query, please text me 858-256-5633. Otherwise, inquiries will be handled during normal business hours.
In a hurry? Okay, here's just one quick bit for you. Finish this sentence: Now I'm looking for an undependable man...
Bookers, please note this video has 2 cuts. The 5-minute version of this same set, below, is uncut.
This is the uncut first five minutes of my opener for the 2018 Erik Knowles Memorial Day Show.
I’m now available to entertain for Southern California comedy clubs and business or special events in areas such as Carlsbad, Chula Vista, Coronado, Del Mar, El Cajon, Encinitas, Escondido, Julian, Lakeside, La Jolla, La Mesa, Miramar, Jamul, National City, Ocean Beach, Oceanside, Pacific Beach, Palomar, Point Loma, Ramona, San Diego, San Marcos, Santee, Spring Valley, University City, etc.
I understand a booker's hesitation over any new comedian.
That's why I personally guarantee a Positive Audience Response (PAR) level of 30 or more (headliner level) for every performance of 5 minutes or more, with 25 or more properly seated people in a good venue, who are not severely medically or chemically impaired.
In other words, I'll put your money where my mouth is, with my 100% money-back satisfaction guarantee for clean adult comedy.